The End of Rumsfeld: A Play in One Act

An artist's rendering of how Rumsfeld's Resignation went down:

Bush: Rummy, here's your resignation form- heh heh heh.

Rumsfeld: You insipid little twit, I made you!

Cheney: Fuck off, Rumsfeld, we need a scapegoat for this whole democrats-taking-the-house-and-senate thing,and no one likes you. You come off like Grandpa Apocalypse.

Rumsfeld: That's nice coming from a guy that shot his best friend in the face for sport.

Bush: I hate it when mommy and daddy fight. (He sticks his fingers in his ears and runs out of the Oval Office.)

....and SCENE.